Without bursting into “OutKast - Hey Ya”
1, 2, 3, HUH Mah baby don’t mess around…
You know that feeling when you go to a club and slowly realise that everyone’s deaf and using sign language? No, I didn’t until now either.
Sometimes my Twitter posts appear on Tumblr. Sometimes my Tumblr posts appear on Twitter. Most of my Facebook posts make it to Twitter, not many make it to Tumblr. I have no idea where this will turn up.
Unfortunately the only thing I can retaliate with.
Happy Star Wars day.
Best $20 I’ve ever spent.
My phone takes a picture every time the incorrect lock code is entered.
My email is filled with compromising photos of myself.
Finally managed to tear myself away from minecraft for long enough to post on here. Well I say that, but really my Internet has gone down and I’m killing time until the network is back up.
I told myself that this year I was going to take a picture of something interesting every day for the full year, and put them all online. So far I have missed at least one day, and the others are far from interesting.
Maybe I should have done the “pictures of my face” idea, hard to get that one wrong.
Woke up this morning feeling insanely ill, but with paracetamol it seems to be manageable. Thankfully. The headache I woke up with was pretty unbearable.
Celebrity big brother starts again tomorrow night. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t excited. Rumour has it that frankie cocozza is in it this year however. Hopefully his housemates will hate him as much as I do.
Watched the Human Centipede 2 the other day. Makes the first film look like it was made by Disney. Truly a horrible film. If you haven’t seen it and are just curious, take it from me - the curiosity is not worth it. What has been seen cannot be un-seen.
Hope everyone had a good festive period, and to any new twitter followers I have - if you’re bored, feel free to click the link in the bottom right (tittle at the top in mobile view) to view any previous updates I’ve posted. There’s not many and make no mistake - they aren’t interesting, but now that I’ve mentioned them that same curiosity that has mentally scarred me with the centipede just might make you click it.
So I absolutely suck at Christmas. I’ve sealed up a present and I’m 90% sure the price sticker is still on, I sealed up another gift but actually forgot to put the gift IN the box, and I’ve lost three rolls of Sellotape during the process. Bit of a “humbug” moment.
Now time for some Call of Duty, Pizza and miscellaneous Christmas TV.